I do not think Solomon wrote Ecclesiastes because it said it was probably written by an old man and Solomon turned away from God when he was an old man.
One of the American soldiers in Japan with Perry thought some of the Japanese uniforms looked like walking chessboards and others looked like walking American flags. one of the Japanese men drank olive oil thinking it a drink while one of the American men drank hair oil thinking it a drink.
We read a poem about a lawn mower.
They have genetically modified some mice to be glow-in-the-dark.